i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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