and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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