i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I forget how to act sober
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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