I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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