If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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