belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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