Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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