Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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