I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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