Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
