She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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