I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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