The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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