You're my little dorito
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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