she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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