She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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