Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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