no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Welp...herpes.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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