I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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