I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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