dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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