How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.