Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.