GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Girls should come with a carfax report
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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