So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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