Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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