Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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