dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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