Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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