I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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