He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
