D3 body, D1 cock
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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