Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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