It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
