We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's blow job season.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
