I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
