i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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