i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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