JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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