Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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