I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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