So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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