You're my little dorito
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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