How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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you didnt know i had herpes?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..