How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke