You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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