god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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