What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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