She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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