found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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