How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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