we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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