I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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