Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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