North Korea, Best Korea!
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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